I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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