It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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