Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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