Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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