Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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