I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
did you just send me my own nude
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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