I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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