Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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