I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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