sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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