White coat. Heels.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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