Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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