im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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