She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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