Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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