she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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