singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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