he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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