i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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