i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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