Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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