you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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