Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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