Duck Duck Cougar?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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