can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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