I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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