My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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