If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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