Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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