Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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