lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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