if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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