I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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