I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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