Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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