Nicole vs. Life
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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