why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
