Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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