Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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