im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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