the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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