She's JV to your varsity
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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