Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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