so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
