Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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