The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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