So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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