She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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