oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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