im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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