Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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