Duck Duck Cougar?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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